she got her

(Reblogged from greetings)


going to mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug

(Reblogged from circumcising)


sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy)

(Reblogged from fake-mermaid)


horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit
(Reblogged from africandad)

Kids learning early?

(Reblogged from assume)


do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day

(Reblogged from fake-mermaid)


Crucial curve  

(Reblogged from vaginamite)
(Reblogged from humorking)


I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy

(Source: asian)

(Reblogged from africandad)